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Yewniverse

Thanks for stoping by for another design talk;

pondered by many scholars and philosophers throughout the middle ages, and the occasional modern day dingdong in the belief that the Earth was flat. well they were incredibly wrong, we all know that - it’s not something too new, yew?

but is the Earth spherical, is it round? Well before Columdingus sailed the ocean blue for North America, Aristotle along with his other Greek scholar homies theorized the globe, if you will, to be round. Newton further ran some tests to suggest the Earth was more of an oblate spheroid, still round, but the ol’ gal got some chunk at the equator, because its’ poles are being boot stomped by space rapidly spinning our blue marble.

the Earth, the World, and even Space, man, it’s pretty complex, so how does it make sense that we can just be a dang spheroid? so, Dan, what are you going on about here? i’m not really sure either, but it came to me in a trip:

we live in a multi dimensional lemniscate earth, where multiple replicates of earth continuously interject and interfere, as well as augment a singular yew; otherwise known as the yewniverse.

peace be with yew.
and with yew
and yew
and
yew.

yewwww!